Li’l ol’ provincial me
I’m not very well traveled. The map of countries I’ve visited is misleading; it looks as if I’ve got North America covered and have a decent start on East Asia and Western Europe.
Canada is on my map because I toured Niagara Falls as a kid. I did live in Taiwan and Japan, but I have zero memory of this because I was less than five years old. (Little-known facts: my first words were Mandarin, not English.) The extent of my experience in the land of the Gauls is an afternoon I spent in a French coastal city.
The map of my travels in the United States is a little more respectable, thanks again to my parents.
Somebody should build a site that maps your interplanetary travels. With a little gerrymandering, most of us might end up looking as cosmopolitan as the Apollo astronauts. 
